Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Hunting a Mythical Hokkaido Unicorn

"For those who dream of stranger worlds." - A Darker Shade of Magic


Sitting in an adrenaline-junkie-filled Paramount Theater showcasing the best of the Banff Film Festival in 2012 ... an obsession began in 5 minutes, 23 seconds. As a matter of fact, it became an obnoxious idée fixe that never simmered below a low boil each winter. For 3 months every year, Instagram assaulted me with images of endless deep powder fields, perfectly spaced Japanese snow-pasted silver birch trees, looming volcanic peaks in the background (#japow #niseko #skijapan etc.). I dreamed about Hokkaido for 7 years ... and then one day my dreams became reality.

I will be the first person to tell you that planning a ski vacation on the northern-most island of Japan is not to be taken lightly. Dragging ski gear across the world, enduring a language barrier, renting/driving a car in a foreign country + riding very unknown terrain from mountain to mountain ... can simply be mind-boggling. There are SO MANY things to think about and consider. I will also be the first person to tell you that it's worth all of it.

Where in the world IS Hokkaido?

Hokkaido, literally "Northern Sea Circuit", is the second largest island of Japan and the northernmost prefecture. (Hokkaido is roughly the size of Colorado for size comparison.)




How do I get to Hokkaido?
Google that question and you will be flooded with many options. Here’s one option. Fly-fly-fly into New Chitose Airport, the main airport of Sapporo, Hokkaido (i.e. Den-NRT-CTS). To give you an idea of travel time … Denver to Tokyo (United Airlines 143, 12 hr, 20 min) and then Tokyo to Sapporo (United 7987, 1 hr, 45 min). Note, Hokkaido is 15 hours ahead of Denver. Also, you will have to travel quite a distance from Sapporo to the actual ski resorts (~ 2.5 hours to Niseko).



Should I rent a car?
Yes … but ONLY IF you have some serious winter driving skills. I have never seen so much snow in my entire life. There are trucks on the highway hauling away the snow. During blizzard conditions it is not unusual to not be able to see directly in front of your car. BTW, the thought of crashing a rented car in a foreign country can be a little disturbing while driving during these storms. However, I can’t imagine NOT having a car on this trip (especially if you’re skiing multiple resorts). Tidbit: In order to rent a car in Japan you will need an International Driving Permit. You can purchase this at your local AAA for $20 ($36 if they also shoot your passport photo). Do not arrive in Japan without this permit. There’s no sweet talking yourself into a rented car without an International Driving Permit. Also, needless to say, make sure you rent a 4 x 4 vehicle with snow tires (can highly recommend Nippon Rent-A-Car).



How many days is sufficient to ski Hokkaido?
Well, the answer to this question is as many days as is personally feasible for you + 2. Twelve days was definitely a reasonable amount of time to explore Hokkaido. However, I could easily spend an entire winter there. So, the safe answer is …. hmmmmm …. somewhere between ….  10 – 90 days.

When is the best time to ski Hokkaido?
The snow starts falling in November in Hokkaido. Of course, you certainly don’t want to risk traveling across the planet to ski if there’s no base to ski on. They DO call it Japanuary. Pick your dates wisely! Here’s an excellent source of data from SnowJapan to help you roll the dice for the best powder situation (https://www.snowjapan.com/japan-daily-snow-weather-reports/Niseko-Now).



Which resorts should I ski?
There are GOBS of ski resorts in Hokkaido.



Niseko 
Unfortunately, you can’t ski Hokkaido and NOT ski Niseko. “Unfortunately” because the entire skiing community knows this and flocks to this resort in droves. I should also mention that Niseko is Japanese-lite in many ways. However, this only becomes apparent when you venture outside of this tiny  tourist bubble. At Niseko, (1) you will find that everyone speaks excellent English, (2) the majority of the skiers at Niseko United are tourists, (3) the restaurants serve everything EXCEPT authentic Japanese-style meals. Niseko is considered the Aspen/Vail of Japan because of the vast terrain (by Japan standards/2,191 acres) and the touristy vibe in the town. So, yes, if you are in Hokkaido for skiing ... you should definitely ski Niseko.

Google knows a lot about Niseko United. However, the Devil is in the details ...

Firstly, hike to terrain is available to the summit of Mt. Niseko Annupuri (the highest peak in the Niseko Mountain Range). Exit Gate 3 and join the line of devoted powder seekers for a 15 minute hike to the top. Once you reach the summit, you have some options. The EASIEST option is to drop the east face, facing Mt. Yotei. It IS possible to return to the Hanazono Lift #3, however you must pay attention and stay skier's right after descending a wide open powder field to get to the lift. For untracked powder, drop skier's left at the tree line and you will undoubtedly find fresh lines even days after a big storm. This area is extremely fun and quite beautiful. This route will eventually lead you to a cat track and a necessary hike (20 min) back to the resort world (BTW, turn right on the cat track). Are you paying attention? The HARDEST option is to drop the west face. IF YOU DROP THE WEST FACE, after floating down almost GUARANTEED untracked powder, you will have to hike/post hole/shuffle on skis/sweat bullets/ponder the absence of visible lifts for 30 minutes to the nearest road. Once you reach this road, you won't know where in the hell you are ... but FYI it's referred to as Goshiki Onsen ... located approximately 20 km away from Niseko United Ski Resort and you WILL NEED A CAR for the 40 minute drive back to the resort. Yes, I'm speaking from experience (and am still eternally thankful to be picked up on the side of the road by a kind couple from Moab, Utah).

Hike to the top of Mt. Annupuri at Niseko United
View from Mt. Annupuri Summit


Obligatory Hike Out


Niseko/Mt. Annupuri/East Face/Skier's Left


Mt. Yotei as seen from Niseko United Ski Resort
Mt. Yotei (Mt. Fuji of Hokkaido)

Secondly, Niseko United will close a lift faster than you can slurp an Udon noodle. If it is storming, chances are very high that the upper lifts will be closed for the duration of the entire day. This can be quite frustrating for a skier who typically skis the Vail of the United States. The Japanese are very cautious when it comes to avalanche danger. Just beware, BEFORE you purchase a lift ticket during a snow storm ... check which lifts are actually operating. Another tidbit: lift tickets in Hokkaido are very inexpensive by U.S. standards (highest priced lift ticket = Niseko United All Mountain Pass at 7,400 yen/$67 USD).

King Lift #4


Hike to the top of Annupuri at Niseko United
Mt. Annupuri Summit

Tidbit: The backcountry terrain around Niseko is incredible. I highly suspect that the majority of the Japow footy flooding social media is not shot within the resort boundaries. You should check into renting touring skis/split board or better yet break down and fork it out for a cat tour ... it's only money ... you are in JAPAN ... just do itNiseko Photography  ). Also, yes, you should bring and know how to use avy gear if backcountry skiing is part of your trip.

For cocktails/whisky in Niseko ... here are the two can't miss bars .... (be sure to have a pour of Hibiki Japanese Whisky ... yes it is "whisky") ...

Bar Gyu is the top spot for sipping whisky at Niseko


Toshiro's Bar


Tidbit: Milk Kobo

Rusutsu 
Rusutsu ski resort is located approximately 50 minutes southwest from Niseko (1,500 acres/70% gladed). Excellent choice if venturing out of the Niseko area. This little resort wasn't very crowded and the in bounds glades would be amazing after a deep storm. The majority of riders/skiers here are true locals and often leave the off piste untouched. We were not blessed with the opportunity to ski fresh powder at Rusutsu - therefore, it remains on the to-do-list. Tidbit: There aren't a lot of options for aprés ski in Rusutsu ... so the best option is to do your celebrating back in Niseko.


Lake Toya/Summit of Mt. Isola






Beneath the Bell of Encounters (Mt. Isola)

Tidbit: Bell of Encounters, where Mt. Yotei and Mt. Shiribetsu have come to meet each other is located on the Ryumyaku Route (where energy flows along mountain ridges) and is thought to be flowing with mystical energy.



Furano 
I am under verbal agreement to divulge zero beta regarding this resort (but you CAN know that I DID buy a FURANO sticker).


Furano powder skiing











Hike to terrain high above Furano Ski Resort
Pay to Play


THE END (or the beginning)

Friday, March 23, 2018

Hole-and-Corner


2017 Redacted


Carried on in a Place Away from Public View
39.6270° N, 106.3381° W



Sub Rosa 
39.6009° N, 106.3004° W


Secret Missions 
39.5949° N, 105.9545° W


Attempting to Avoid Public Notice
39.6631° N, 105.8790° W



Underground Resistance
39.7394° N, 104.9881° W



Undercover Project 
39.8009° N, 105.0799° W


Januis Clausis
39.7477° N, 104.9898° W

Clandestine Intelligence Operations 
33.9135° N, 78.3039° W

Peak Behind the Curtains 
33.8799° N, 77.9958° W

fidus Achates
39.8496° N, 105.0589° W

Incognito 
40.0289° N, 105.3453° W

Shredded Enchilada 
38.5197° N, 109.2756° W

Surreptitious Canine Activity 
39.8066° N, 105.1488° W

Behind the Scenes 
7.7528° N, 98.3105° E

Post Cat Cruising
7.9669° N, 98.3895° E

On the Q.T. 
8.0867° N, 98.2953° E

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Sunday, January 1, 2017

A Ballyhooed Jabberwocky


Prepare yourself to be flummoxed by higgledy-piggledy gobbledygook.


BEWARE Curmudgeon and Fuddy-Duddy too, 
this story will melt a brainsickle or two. 
(Of course, it's a trOOstory if you chOOse to believe 
all of the frabjous things that you trOOly dOO see.)



Whiskey Jack

Its legs were shadowanomaly flaws,
with tOOO fat boards stuck to its twOOO little fEEEts
squEEEshing metal sticks in its paws,
showing ALL of its tEEEths!



EV

Splashing the top-secretest, 
well-stashed STASH of ALL Stashes!



Earl's Gate 

Blizzfulling along thinkering Loraxian THINKS,
always figgering on biggering and biggering lines,
POWzy POWting and blinking POWraxian blinks,
always sniggering and dodggering  hodgepodggering pines.



Winter Park


"Don't for heaven's sake, be afraid of talking nonsense! 
But you must pay attention to your nonsense."

- Ludwig Wittgenstein


Turks and Caicos

Introducing Albula Volpes,  the Gray Ghost of the sEa,
Mr. Bone gobbles the shrimp, quickly now - strip, strip, STRIP,
hook set, torpedoLLing, zipping tight line, gulped craZZYcharlie,
Heliosbent, slack out, ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZunderslung lip rip.



Turks and Caicos



North Carolina

"Of course," Horton answered. "Of course I will stick.
I'll stick by you small folks through thin and through thick!" 

- Dr. Seuss

North Carolina


"Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WONT'S.
Listen to the NEVER HAVES,
Then listen close to me ...
Anything can happen child, 
ANYTHING can be."

- Shel Siverstein



Moab, Utah




Moab



The Green Light




Winter Park, Colorado




Western Rim - Rabbit Valley, Colorado



"Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction."

- Lewis Carroll


East Inlet, RMNP


You know that place,
between sleep and awake,
the place where you can still remember dreaming?

Tinker Bell


East Inlet, RMNP



Flirtatious, Frou-Froued, Fly Fishing FINatic.

ImpressIve, InsatIable, ImpassIoned ImmaculatIc.

Sparkly Stimulator Swinging Swiftly, Systematic.

Hypnotizing, Hoodwinking, Hullabaloo HyperEcstatic.



Salvelinus fontinalis




Red Rocks/Dolly




BV



Monarch Crest Trail - Buena Vista, CO


"There is a place where the sidewalk ends." - Shel Silverstein


Navajo Rocks - Moab, UT



Moab, UT



The Whole Enchilada - Moab, UT


"AND WILL YOU SUCCEED? 
YES YOU WILL INDEED. 
(98 and 3/4 PERCENT GUARANTEED.)"

- Dr. Seuss


WE



Mo(M)oab



Golden



Little Scraggy - Buffalo Creek, Colorado



Little Scraggy




Vail Village


"Nonsense and beauty have close connections."

E.M. Foster


Swingsville



Happy New Year




Higgled-Piggled, kerfuffled and willy-nillied YOO?
WHell, whip out your itty-bittiest spOOn. Sipple the bubbliest, hot blisteRING stOO.
 (again) ApoloGEEZ about the brainsickle or tw0
Alakazam, hocus pocus and bibbidi-bobbidi-BOO!

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang













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A-B-R-A-C-A-D
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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss



"It seems very pretty," she said when she had finished it, "but it's rather hard to understand!" (You see she didn't like to confess, even to herself that she couldn't make it out at all.) "Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't know exactly what they are!" - Alice (in Wonderland)