Thursday, September 10, 2009

Mt. Bierstadt-Sawtooth-Evans Combo Attempt - Labor Day Weekend

Sometimes we feel REALLY hungry and at the last second at the counter ... instead of getting just the burger ... we blurt out ... "I'll have a Combo #1" ... and he/she asks "Would you like to Super-Size that?" ... and even though we shouldn't, we say "WTH, sure!". Then there you are, sliding into your booth with a Whopper, an extra-large order of french fries and a gallon of Dr. Pepper. Sorry, I guess maybe I should just speak for myself, huh? Okay, so there I am sitting in the booth digging into my big-ass burger and tub of fries ... yeah baby ... this rocks ... IT'S SO GOOD ... then about half-way through the meal I'm like, "Damn, I can't do this. I'm SO full. If I keep eating I'm going to THROW UP". I could have easily eaten the Whopper Jr. (Mt. Bierstadt) but INSTEAD I ordered the Super-Sized Whopper Combo (Mt. Bierstadt/Sawtooth/Mt. Evans) and attempted to force it down.

Date: 9/7/09 Labor Day
Mt. Bierstadt - Sawtooth - Evans Combo
Failed Attempt

Mount Bierstadt: 14,065 feet
Base: 11,650 feet
Vertical Rise: 2,415 feet

So, the PLAN was to hike up to Bierstadt ... down the Sawtooth ... up to Evans ... back down to the Guanella Pass Trail Head (10 miles round trip). Ummmmm, when I looked at that in the Official Colorado 14er Bible - I honestly thought it'd be pretty easy. Wrong. So wrong. (Actually, I've done that a couple of times planning big bike rides too back in NC ... apologies to Syl, Karen, Susan, Stephanie, Joey, Jeremy, Dawn, Carrie, Angela, Shanon, Sara, the other Sarah, Kim, the other Kim etc. etc.). So, I'm obviously still learning things the hard way. My ego is subsiding as I get older (thank God - right?). Some people have the attitude of Summit or Die (not my attitude). This is the first sport that I've gotten into where I honestly feel like I could die. Yes, I know I could hit a tree on my mountain bike or maybe get attacked/eaten by a mountain lion ... or, or, or - get hit by a car on my road bike or perhaps even kidnapped at gun point by a Ward resident while riding up Lefthand Canyon, to be locked up in his shed hidden behind his house and forced to lead a secret life for 10 years while bearing his 5 children ... I could crash into a tree while skiing ... or be swallowed up in an avalanche in the back country. BUT, I don't ever really think about those things. They seem ... well ... just improbable. HOWEVER, when I was *scrambling* out of the Sawtooth - I was scared ... seriously. Like - "kid scared". Like - "Daddy, I'm scared" scared. I was finding the absolute BEST hand holds, testing/re-testing foot holds and knowing that it was REALLY important that I stay focused on the rocks above me and under me. In the middle of scrambling up the steepest pitch back up out of Sawtooth, Deb (former free-climber) kindly says from the top of the climb to me, "You are doing GREAT!!! Just don't look down." Well you already know what I did. Automatically, head swiveled, I looked over my shoulder to sneak a peak below me and I almost shat my pants. Talk about a shot of adrenaline. And YOU KNOW I liked it.

So, obviously, we got about halfway through our combo and made a very wise decision to re-trace our steps back to the top of Mt. Bierstadt. The sky was turning ugly colors ... which above 14,000 feet could quickly result in lots of dangerous lightning and serious hail. AND we were weren't sure about the route back to the car (something about bushwacking through willows - which Note To Self are bushes - not pine trees). AND it was getting very late. AND based on the 14er Bible Route Description we were supposed to make a lot of turns at the *"gendarme"* which is French (not Southern) and is pronounced "jon-darm" ... NOT "GEN-dar-MAY" ... I couldn't even pronounce it that day ... I certainly had no idea what the hell it meant or subsequently where to turn. AND then there was the expression on the face of the only other person in the Sawtooth with us when we asked him about getting back to the Guanella Pass Trail head in the direction we were going, combined with his advice of "You guys should probably turn around". (Translation based on expression: "WTF ARE YOU TWO DOING DOWN IN HERE! GET the HELL out NOW before you get yourselves *$%*$#* killed"). Geez. Okay. When we turned to begin climbing back out of the Sawtooth ... I almost started crying. It just looked so over-whelming. However, this actually ended up being the most exciting part of the day for me because Deb took us up the fastest, steepest and most technical route back to the top. So, what I thought was going to be the absolute WORST section of the hike ... ended up being the absolute BEST section of the hike for me!

SO, I like to think that we made one stupid decision - by deciding to descend into the Sawtooth with weather coming in ... and one smart decision - by deciding to turn around and exiting the Sawtooth back the way we came. It seems silly to say - but that could have potentially been a Life-or-Death decision for us that day. I have learned to respect the mountains and Colorado weather. It's no joke.

After two hours of hiking down from the summit, while sitting comfortably on the back of my car snacking on some delicious, salty pistachios ... I poutishly-like-a-kid called the hike my first "Failed Attempt". However, I was corrected immediately and reminded by Deb that we DID make it to the top of Mt. Bierstadt AND I bravely did my first round of Class 3 scrambling ... which are both BIG DEALS. I started feeling good about myself again; so, I patted us on the backs with lots of verbal affirmation. After all, we enjoyed a beautiful fall day surrounded by the majestic Rocky Mountains ... AND, oh yeah ... I successfully summitted my 2nd Colorado 14er.

Happy Trails!
- The Peak Bagger from NC

5:30 A.M. Wake up
6:30 A.M. Load up
8:00 A.M. Guanella Pass Trail Head
8:15 A.M. Hiking
11:15 A.M. Mt. Bierstadt Summit
11:30 A.M. Sawtooth Descent/Ascent
12:30 P.M. Mt. Bierstadt Summit
2:30 P.M. Guanella Pass Trail Head


Guanella Pass Trailhead Parking Lot

Happy Sawtooth

Ascending View

Ascending View

Ascending View

Rock-N-Roll

Rock-N-Roll

Debbie

Route Finding

The Peak Bagger From NC (14er #2)


Storm Clouds Rolling In

Welcome to The Sawtooth

Sawtooth Ridge (route actually goes along the top of the ridge)


Descending View

Walking into Fall

Sawtooth Bite

Angry Sawtooth


* Scrambling is a method of ascending rocky faces and ridges. It is an ambiguous term that lies somewhere between hillwalking and rock climbing. It is often distinguished from hillwalking by defining a scramble as a route where hands must be used in the ascent. There is less to distinguish it from climbing, with many easy climbs sometimes referred to as difficult scrambles. A distinction can be made in defining any ascent where hands are used to hold body weight, rather than just for balance, as a climb.


* Gendarme (historical)
1. French medieval or early modern cavalryman

2. An isolated pinnacle rock of rock on a mountain peak or ridge, such as that of Seneca Rocks in West Virginia which fell in 1987


Rocky Road

The Sawtooth Route

The Sawtooth Route

Scramble Section

Monday, August 31, 2009

Venus de Miles


Venus's Greek name is Aphrodite. She is known as the Daughter of Heaven and Sea, the child of Uranus and Gaia. Her story tells of fertility, love and pleasure.

Venus wasn't conceived out of pleasure, but she worked hard to find her own. She was born when Gaia, Goddess of Mother Earth, got so angry at her husband Uranus that she sliced off his genitals and threw them into the sea. They mixed with the foam of the ocean and formed Venus, a symbol unconcerned with maternal issues and focused on sensuality and pleasure.

Venus married and bore children but did not stay focused on her home affairs. In fact, she concentrated almost completely on her extramarital affairs. Her many lovers include Aries, the God of War, and the handsome Adonis.

The goddess loved to pamper herself and cultivate her beauty. Her symbol represents the hand-held vanity mirror that Venus used to admire her beauty. Truly, Venus has become the symbol for feminity itself.



Venus de Miles
Longmont, Colorado
August 30, 2009
63 mile road ride
Unconcerned with maternal issues and focused on sensuality and pleasure.



Up at 4:30 a.m. ... at the Start Line at 7:00 a.m.


After 15 miles of riding ... 1st SAG stop in Lyons.


Lyons, Colorado

Venus de Miles Art

Girl on Top (Jamestown)

An M.I.D. (Man In Drag) [Male support staff/mechanics dressed in drag ... to keep it an ALL-WOMEN Event ... it was very entertaining]

M.I.D.

M.I.D.

Jamestown Church

Message

Meanwhile across the street ... M.I.D. in action

The Finish Line.

FREE BEER! FREE WINE! FREE MOJITOS! FREE FOOD! FREE MASSAGES! FREE MUSIC! (Girls on Top)

It was like Christmas in August!

New Belgium Flowing Freely

Lots of post ride re-hydration ... beer and mojitos ... yummy!

Pampering ... Venus-Style.



Can I sign up for Venus de Miles 2010 yet?

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Flowers and Ribbons (Crested Butte, Colorado)



Falling in love ... over and over.

How much can somebody love where they live? This state amazes me. Crested Butte is absolutely beautiful. This weekend was a "Dirt Diva" weekend. We had a small group this year, but sometimes that can actually be easier and better.

We camped in the middle of no-where ... the new Honda Pilot went camping ... she got filthy ... she crossed streams ... she did some light 4x4ing ... and she's only 5 days old today!





The cows ... there were cows everywhere where we camped ... cow herds! They weren't fenced off. They were in the road ... in the streams ... in the woods. I kept thinking ... what a cool spot for a Chick-Fil-A commercial. They OWNED the place. We were awoken this morning at 6:45 A.M. by a big head pushing/sniffing down the entire length of the tent. I thought it was a bear - FOR SURE - then there through the back window I see a BIG cow ass walking by ... she scared me to death! (Dear Lord, I'm afraid of Colorado cows now ... bears, mountain lions ... and COWS). These cows didn't "moo" either ... they sort of "grooannned" ... kind of scary - seriously.



The mountain biking was STELLAR. I'm thinking the 401 Trail is officially my 2nd favorite trail in Colorado (behind the Monarch Crest trail). The weather was PERFECT.









The road biking was sweet too. We biked from Crested Butte toward Gunnison. It was absolutely gorgeous.




Post-ride picnic was pretty sweet too!
(grapes/mozarella/pistachios/prosciutto/crackers/nan/cold Smirnoff Ice/Oreos/Milk ... cradled by Crested Butte's loving arms ... while getting smiled on by the warm sunshine)