Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Blemishing Effect (2013)


Honeycomb Canyon - Solitude, Utah (Bucket List)

Gordon and Deb - Gate Crashin'

Like No Place on Earth

Off Piste

Beaver Creek

Canyons

Pow(d)erful

Ribbon Ceremony

Highline Pillows

Alta, Utah

Left, Left, Left, Right, Left

Beyond the Gate

Bowling

From Challenging to Chill

No Pain

Lines

Lookout Mountain

North Table

Copper Triangle

Centennial Cone

Snowmass

Mount Galbraith

Beaver Brook Trail

On the Fly

Cheesman Canyon

The Colorado River

It's a Boy

Welcome Sebastijan Jase

Xander

Sebastijan

Brothers

Baby sitting

Daddy's Girl

Aunt Kathy's 60th


Welcome Emersyn Stanley Newman

Cackalacky

10 and 2

Boulder - Flood Day


High T(ide)

Boulder Community Hospital

12/2/13

"Gone. The saddest word in the language.  In any language."
-Mark Slouka, God's Fool


2013 was magical, action-packed, fun-filled, painful, heartbreaking and often overwhelming.


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

"For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice."

-T.S. Eliot







In memory of Kathy ... 

                                         

                                       






Kathleen Arrowood Penland
(1953 - 2013)

WAITIN' ON MY RIDE TO COME ANYTIME, IT MAY BE TOMORROW IT COULD BE TONIGHT
ALL THAT I KNOW IS WHEN HE CALLS ME I'M READY TO GO
SHOULD HE COME IN THE CLOUDS I'M GLORY BOUND DON'T LOOK FOR ME I'LL NOT BE FOUND
I'M JUST A BIDIN' MY TIME DOWN HERE IN THIS LIFE, WAITIN' ON MY RIDE




Friday, August 16, 2013

Tales, Trails and Bells

Epic: noting or pertaining to a long poetic composition, usually centered upon legendary figures, in which a series of great achievements or events is narrated in elevated style.

Well, OF COURSE, narration in an elevated style is a guarantee.  

If you use the word "Epic" in the state of Colorado ... you best have something somewhat Other Worldly to back it up and I'm here to testify that this loop is AllThatAndABagOfChips.

We (CK and I) ogled over pictures posted by a friend in 2011.  Maroon Bells 4 Pass Loop was GOING to happen ... not sure when or how ... but it became an item on the Bucket List.  When the date was finally set in stone, we chatted about how important training would be.  Well, the summer days rolled by and before I knew it, it was a few days before the hike and I had not even done A hike.  I never dreamed that I would become a Weekend Warrior, but it's been a 2013 reality for me. 



Route
Starting @ Maroon Lake TH
Day 1: Hike to just below West Maroon Pass
Day 2: W Maroon Pass + Frigid Air Pass
Day 3: Trail Rider Pass
Day 4: Buckskin Pass/Back to Maroon Lake TH

We rode the shuttle up to the Maroon Bells TH and were greeted with a swarm of tourists.  Dozens of people hustling 200 yards to get the iconic photo seen below.

Maroon Bells (TH view)

I've seen this shot dozens of times (hanging on the walls in restaurants, art galleries, calendars etc.) and dreamed about the day that I could see it with my own green eyeballs ... it didn't disappoint.

We started our long journey in the afternoon on Thursday, Aug 8 - party of six, 5+ miles en route to no table, freeze-dried dinners, and zero cocktails.  We arrived at Camp 1 around 5 PM after trudging slowly upward through intermittent rain.  That glorious evening, Happy Hour consisted of "6 tired people" plopping 40 - 50 lb backpacks down on the high-altitude ground, setting up tiny tents for shelter and gaping at the spectacular valley seen below.  It was powerfully intoxicating despite the absence of spirits.  

Valley Below W Maroon Pass


West Maroon Pass Looming

After inhaling our surprising tasty dinners, we all crawled into our little hotels relatively early and it was the coldest night of the trip sleeping at 11,000+ feet.  The next morning, I stumbled out of our 2 (wo)man tent into 40 degree air and my legs politely reminded me of our pilgrimage from the day before (legs: “ Thanks a lot Asshole”).  West Maroon Pass harrumphed and stared down at us from far, far away (centered in the top of the photo above).

Deb and I started our (what would become) ritual of breaking down, packing up and boiling water ((for yummy hot Tazo Awake black teas and (OMG I'm so sorry Honey ... not enough) Mountain House Granola with Milk and Blueberries)).  Speaking of breaking down ... Roomie (being from NC - elevation 424') painfully confessed on this chilly morning that she was physically in over her head ... lugging a heavy backpack with 21 miles of strenuous hiking to go - topping at approximately 12,000' at least once every day.  So, sadly, the SuperLoop turned into an OutAndBack for her and CK.  Therefore, there will be a 2014 REpeat 4 Peak  ... I promise Christin.

Day 2 - W Maroon Pass + Frigid Air Pass
We started our ascent up W Maroon Pass on an absolutely gorgeous morning.  It had been a while since I'd done any substantial climbing (on my feet) and I was quickly reminded of the mental/physical prowess necessary to get to the top.  I couldn't stop thinking about the amount of energy that I KNEW this loop demanded ... and I KNEW I honestly hadn't possessed that kind of energy in several months.  I was the weakest (un)legendary hiker in a group of very strong people and I was worried about getting myself to the finish line.

Deb and Jess (W Maroon Pass Approach)
Just for the record, these ladies are Tough As Nails 


View from the top of W Maroon Pass


One pass down!

Legendary Figure


Matt and Jess (Descending W Maroon Pass)


Dropping into Hasley Basin

The section of trail between WMP and Frigid Air Pass is my new FAVORITE hiking spot on Earth.  The wildflowers were popping like crazy and endless beauty blossomed/rolled/spilled/sprouted for miles around us.  

I wish I could insert a Scratch and Sniff

I don’t have a single photo for Frigid Air Pass because I was too focused on putting one foot in front of the other (however, feel free to fantasize about 40 minutes of straight up mental and physical torture).  Just remember this about FAP … 12,465’ and 40% grade.  Those are some important stats for people who dig Trip Reports.  


In the Trees

Coming down from Frigid Air Pass this magical valley came into view.  I started mumbling incoherently about trout being in that water.  I think everybody thought I was delusional because the water source started basically RIGHT THERE.  However, I have natural instincts when it comes to fish.  Just so happened, there were 35 brookies in the first decent sized hole.  I know that I've confessed to being a lying fisherman ... but THAT number is not an exaggeration ... it's true.




Kings Falls - Near Campsite #2

Even though we were drop dead exhausted when we stopped at Camp 2 ... Deb and I hustled down to this little stream like little kids on Christmas morning.  Deb was first in the water (as usual).  So, Jess got to witness me selecting/tying flies for the second time this summer and she looked like she was watching paint dry (again).  However, I happen to mention the concept of matching the hatch ... and she sarcastically commented on the massive army of mosquitoes buzzing around our heads at the moment.  So, I pilfered through my magic blue box and selected a little mosquito-type bottom fly.  Dang if a trout didn't hit that fly immediately ... and I was quickly up to my knees in ice-cold snow melt smiling from ear to ear with a fish on the other end of my line.

Trout Slayer @ Work/N Fork Crystal River

Photo Courtesy (or possibly stolen from) Matt Simmons

Ribbon

Trail Rider Pass


Day 3: Trail Rider Pass
This piece appears in the middle of my long poetic composition ... but you should know that I'm writing it last.  I'm writing it last because this was the defining moment of the epic adventure for me.  

I mentioned earlier that I was worried about myself because I wasn't physically prepared to do this loop.  This was BY FAR the hardest day on paper and I asked enough questions prior to starting our hike that morning to understand how tough this was going to be for me.  2000' of climbing to almost 13,000' is basically (almost) a 14er tucked smack dab in the middle of this rugged Superloop.  

Rolling out of camp that morning, we were giddy.  We had a stream crossing coming up soon down the trail ... so the girls were meandering along in flip flops/Chacos/water shoes.  We chatted and walked quietly ... breathing in another glorious morning.  The trail was gentle and kind - littered with tracks from all the creatures that shared this trail unseen by night and early dawn.  Their prints each told a story and I skillfully identified the owner of each set with authority (that I don't really have).

After two miles of easy trail, we came upon the creek crossing and we carefully crossed the stream one at a time.  We changed into serious shoes (except for Deb - who finished the entire hike in her water shoes ... tough girl) ... and well ... things got serious.  From here it would be all UP to Trail Rider Pass.  STEEP up and LONG up and HOT up ... with a false summit in there to really JACK you up.  

Immediately, Jess and Matt quietly disappeared up the trail ... tackling this monster climb at their own pace.  Deb and I moved along together ... even though she is such an incredible climber and much faster than me ... she stayed with me and kept me in sight.  I settled into a pace that could be compared to slow as molasses in January and began what would be a series of personal great achievements.  

This summer, my body has suffered and stumbled ... leaving me in a space that I've never experienced before.  Incapable of doing the things that I love to the level that I demand of myself - the things that replenish my soul.  AND HERE I AM ... present focused ... in over my head ... mentally/physically hyper-alert to fatigue ... with Deb by my side the whole way to the top.  Praising me, loving me ... encouraging me ... even though I'm stopping (again and again and again).  Deb: You are doing SO good.  I hit a wall before the summit even came into view.  We sat (me defeated) on a big boulder overlooking the valley that we had just left while sharing a long stick of jerky and Orange Gatorade.  As we were sitting there, I thought (and we talked) about Carrie's earlier decision and I was so thankful for her that she had turned around when she did.  I WANTED to do this loop BAD and I wanted to quit - right there.  It took everything in me to get up and keep moving.  Deb: Let's go Baby.  We pushed on and after MANY steps and stops ... we finally reached the top of the false summit and Trail Rider Pass finally came into view.  Personal achievement.

We regrouped at this cruel (but beautiful) spot briefly.  Matt and Jess were rolling on when we rolled up.  Once again, I had to play some super mind games to keep going.  Brain: Pretend that you're on a mountain bike.  Eventually, I could see two hikers high on the trail approaching the summit - Matt and Jess.  Lucky suckers.  I watched them slowly shrink and disappear.  We kept trudging and trudging.  By now, Deb would just turn and smile sweetly/encouraging/patiently at me from a few yards above.  I wanted to lay down - right here and spend the rest of my days.  Call it good.  Matt and Jess both peaked over the top ... cheering and encouraging.  After MANY, MANY steps I look up and Deb has stopped climbing.  She smiles ... I'm waiting for you... we are going to finish this together.  We crested the ridge and we were greeted by M and J's smiling faces ... and Snowmass Lake winked at me from down below.  

My soul was replenished - right there ... in that one moment.

Trail Rider Pass


More Legendary Figures

Along the trail, we heard from a passing hiker that Snowmass Lake was the most beautiful lake in the world.  After dragging my backpack up Trail Rider Pass I didn't really give a rat's ass about seeing another high alpine lake.  It sounds horrible, but I was DONE.  The only feeling that I got when I saw Snowmass Lake from a far was ... damn - I just want a zipline/gondola/4-Wheeler/Sherpa/Dr. Pepper/slice of pizza right now AND I want to set this backpack on fire.

Snowmass Lake

However, when we finally reached our destination ... it was a pretty cool lake.  We wandered the area looking for the perfect camp spot and found some prime real estate right by the water.  Off came the backpacks and we are setting up tents immediately … moments later, Miss Goody Two Shoes points out that we were breaking a (well known) Wilderness Rule.  Two Shoes, please don’t make us move.  We went back and forth ... had a vote and the (exhausted) majority ruled "We stay".  We were about one hour into enjoying our new waterfront home when Ranger Dick strolled up and politely asked to see our Back Country Permit.  I started slinging that buttery Southern Accent left and right.  Told him I didn’t fill that permit out … my friend Christin filled it out ... my other friend is from sea level ... she got real sick ... they had to turn around … I didn’t read it … I didn’t know.  Smiling Ranger: I'm sorry but you guys have got to move.  The Ranger was extremely nice and it wasn't his fault that exhaustion trumped common sense.  We relocated to another lovely spot -  nestled in the trees, legally 100’ away from the water and I did make the following statement out loud and will record it here ... FOREVER in blog history, “Jess, you were right ... you're always right.”

Snowmass Lake (evening)

Snowmass Lake (morning)

Now listen to this, when we woke up on our last morning in the woods and made our way to the shoreline … we witnessed the sun working a miracle on Snowmass Lake.  Suddenly, it WAS the most beautiful lake that I’d ever seen in my life.  We all drank in this precious moment in big thirsty gulps because it was truly SUPER special ... it was like catching Mother Nature singing Hallelujah.

Down by the water


Day 4: Buckskin Pass
The horses were pointed towards the barn.  It was a long day on the trail, but relatively easy hiking and knowing it was our last day brought a sense of relief.  We were all physically stretched because we aren't hardcore "hikers" and the idea of dropping those packs for the last time was enticing.  We celebrated our last pass surrounded by day hikers.  It was all down from Buckskin Pass ... it deserved a hand standing ovation.

Up(side down) on the mountain


Friday, March 8, 2013

The Blizzard of Ahhhhhhhhs


Lifted to the top of the new white world - the packed powder freeways flank my paradise.  The human traffic storms by each subtle entrance … oblivious to the world that I desperately seek.  I quickly slip into the quiet forest – leaving life and all worries behind.  Off-piste I am washed clean.  Immediately, the sweet/menacing trees rightfully reach out to embrace or disgrace me.  However, (on this perfect day) the butterluscious powder awakens my boards and I float untouched through the glorious wooded maze.  Creatively envisioning my tracks before they are laid in this gift of virgin snow ... experiencing euphoria with each turn and decision on this magical powder day.


- Skiing is a dance and the mountain always leads.  



Vail
Monday
3.4.13
Powder Day

Highline Pillows


Shangri-La Glade


Skree Field (looking at Lovers Leap)


Ahhhhhhhhhhh


Blue Sky Basin


Recently discovered secret tree run (Front Side)



Blizzard




We are not trying to race down a hill to see who can go the fastest.

We are trying to make the most of the terrain.

There are so many approaches to the same line, and how you decide to express yourself on a slope reflects your style and personality.

Signatures - Sweetgrass Productions




Titled Unicorn Sashimi, this 5 minute 30 second piece edges toward abstraction: there are no words and no discernible plot. 

http://vimeo.com/38121690

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Altaholic

That's what they call themselves.  Then we come to Solitude and see a sticker, "I don't care that you Ski Alta".  Wow, haters.  I can SEE the potential.  Drop 6+" there and I'd say it's PROBABLY magical (not like Vail Magical ... I ain't a traitor).  They've been getting puking snow this winter ... sometimes accompanied by sub-zero degree temperatures.  Today was 4 day old powder and 30 degrees + full sun.  Pretty much a sunny day at the beach for you "water people".

I decided to make the most of it and just enjoy the day for what it was.  I cruised.  All day.  In the sun.  I paid $40 and demoed skis.
  • Armada TSTs (165 cm)
  • Armada TSTs (172 cm)
  • Armada VJJs (165 cm)
  • Rossignol S3 (168 cm) 
I've been struggling between my carving ski vs. my powder ski.  I brought a Rossignaol S110 with me to Utah because I WANT to ride a powder ski ... because I WANT POW ... but there's never powder... and that wide, rockered ski surfs.  Surfing cruisers at high speed is not smart.  Carving requires 100- underfoot ... surfing requires 100+ underfoot.  What to do?  Want to ride the cruisers ... drop into that surprise garden of powder????  The TSTs were okaaaaaay on the cruisers.  Okaaaaaaaay on the powder.  Too much chatter for me on the packed powder.  Supposedly, the VJJs (vuh-jay-jay ...  yes, that's right) makes a "pat-pat" noise when landing in the deepness.   Fair enough - there was no "deepness" today ... don't ride it in 4 day old powder on groomers.  It sucks.  Stick to the "deepness".  The winner today was the Rossignol S3 skis ... oh my ;)  LOVEly.  Responsive.  Want to turn?  Step on it and wham!  Want to float?  Skis together ... squat and ...



Powder is a dream come true. A child’s dream of flying: weightless, free from the nagging tug of gravity, floating through space. Skiing powder snow is a fantasy barely becoming a reality, a slow-motion fantasy of effortless, graceful movement through an equally fantastic setting—mountains never look more magical than they do under a foot of new snow. Powder and passion go together; for skiers they are virtual synonyms.



They say say ignorance is bliss ... because once you know ... you can't go back.

Today was sun and cruisers.  I lived in the moment.  We loved Alta today (pronounce it AL-ta (like the man Al) rather than AHL-ta).  I would be head over heels in love ... in the powder.  Oh, and did I mention... no snowboarders?  ;) ... sorry Carrie :) and Lori :) and Christin :)  ... feel free to hate ;)